*Update February 26 2010*

VirginAlena.com is dead!

Another terrible porn site snagged by Awful Porn to make the Internet a better place!
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“We grew her for your pleasure!”

Well, your pleasure will be very short lived. There are just 10 photosets and 1 private album in the members area. That’s it. No archives, no videos, no webcam shows, no blog/journal/diary, no chat or email address–nothing. There are 6 pairs of pantyhose that appear to be worn by Alena prominently featured on the main page, but when you click on them, the popup says “The shop will be open within several days!!!”. Since the date at the bottom of the members page says 2004 I’m betting it has been saying that for the last 5 years.

Oh, and the pictures in the photosets are out of order. How hard can it be to put the pictures on the site in the order they were taken?? The model should be naked at the END of the set, not on page 2 and end the set fully clothed!

This site is the biggest ripoff I’ve seen in quite a while. You can go through all of the content (slowly) in less than an hour.

$29.95/30 days recurring

Visit VirginAlena.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Becky is a married woman who fucks some black dudes for her website.

Becky promises the following:

  • 1 New Photo Set Every Week
  • 1 Live Sex Show Per Week
  • Chat with me Everyday on my Message Board
  • Pictures with me and my girlfriends
  • An Exclusive Email to Contact Us
  • 100% Exclusive Content
  • 1 New Home-Made Video Every Week

Well, the site has not been updated since 2007, don’t expect any photos, videos, or cam shows. The forums are broken so you will not be chatting with her every day. The only thing that is true here is that the content is indeed exclusive (although not all of it works) and you do get their email addresses on the contact page, but who knows if anyone actually responds to them.

The quality and quantity is OK for an amateur site, but since they make interactivity and frequent updates such a big selling point, the site kinda fails.

Price: $4.95 Two day Trial – $24.94 Monthly – $59.37 3 Months.

Click here to visit BlacksInBecky.com

“What Every White Boy Wants For Christmas”

Really? Well after looking at this site I think I will skip Christmas this year.someblackpussy1

The homepage of SomeBlackPussy.com is so full of ads that it is hard to find your way in to the actual site. But once you are in, you will find some black pussy. Pretty much all of it in low resolution and of poor quality.

Although the tour shows videos, there are actually no videos inside. You get about 30 photo sets and a minefield of links which take you to other websites of which you will need to sign up for if you wish to access them.

Click here to visit someblackpussy.com

Heidi is an exhibitionist from 1999.

She has 20 low resolution photo sets from 1999.

And her fantasy is to make love in the grass with the wind blowing & the rain pouring down.

I guess I don’t need to say much more.

Price: $14.95 monthly.

Click here to visit Heidis-Page.com

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We apologize in advance if you lose your appetite!

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Busty Bride is about some chick named Sara who is supposedly married and likes being naked so much that she has her husband take pics for her website.

She is busty, and her photos are decent. But, there are only 18 photo sets and 3 movies. This wouldn’t be a bad start if the site was new and it were being updated regularly. But this is from 2005, and I don’t think you will be seeing anything new.

Of course her cam and archives do not work and there is really not much of anything that makes this site worth signing up for.

Price: $24.95 Monthly

Click here to visit BustyBride.com

This has to be the strangest site I have reviewed in a while.

The home page advertises thousands of retro pics and movies and seems pretty straightforward.

But then after you purchase a membership and log in, you are greeted with this.

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I don’t get it. Why would you advertise a site as being retro porn, and then secretly make it futuristic sci-fi porn? Maybe it is some sort of joke?
The members section says it is “The Spacey Site with Tons of Hardcore Porn” But that is a lie too! There are only 12 photo sets of solo girls in sort of shiny settings. (Because you know, everything in the future is shiny.) There is certainly no hardcore action, and there is not even anything that resembles the splash image of the girls in space costumes on the members page, and all the other stuff pretty much does not work.

But the site is not a super rip off I guess.
Price: $1 monthly.

Click here to visit Classic-Peep.com

When I found these photos a lot of questions flooded my head.
Such as:
WTF is wrong with this girl?
Why did she think she is a good candidate for nude modeling?
Who agreed to take her photos?
Does anyone really think that this is hot?
Is there a big market for lazy eye fish lip porn?

I would love to hear anyone’s comments on the subject!

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