The tour of this site is actually pretty funny. The English is just a bit off. For example:

“Her entire body was throbbing.  The babe was having some frantic fucking here.  1st time ever she was having slight orgasms with every penetration.  The cock was enormously big and therefore her pussy was about to collapse any second.  Suddenly she stopped for a second and started shivering as if she was getting energized.  But it was not about high voltage here.  The teen beauty was having an orgasm.  The best and surely most cracking one.”

Also:

“Virgin teen girls are the only ray of light in today’s darkness and be sure to get all surrounded with these rays of light once you enter this stunning teen site!”

Then once you log in you are proudly told that THE MOST EXCITING PORN IS HERE! and then something about finding the virgins you know from their hidden cameras.

Once inside you find about 40 photo sets and about 35 videos which have not been updated since 2006

They are alright… random run of the mill standard porn that they probably licensed for less than you paid to get into the site.

Not worth the price especially since it has not been updated in over 3 years.

Price: $39.95 monthly.

Click here to visit TeenFleshVideo.com, then come back and tell us how awful you think it is!

I don’t have a problem with non nude sites. I understand that some people like the tease. But nowhere on the tour does it tell you that this girl is NOT going to get naked inside. The majority of people think that if you pull out your credit card, you get to see the cute girl nude inside.

But even as a non nude site, I think it fails. The photo sets are boring. There is very little variety, not really any teasing. Just a shitload of clothed pics in boring settings.

Fuck you, Skye.

Price: $19.95 month

Click here to visit SkyeModel.com, then come back to tell us how awful you think it is!

“My Dreams, My Life, My Website”

Well, I guess Dina wants to tell us about her stupid dreams.

In the tour she talks about her first dream of having sex on the beach and rolling around in the sand. Really? Has she ever been to the beach? Everyone knows that sand gets in places where it does not need to be and makes terrible lube…

On another page she talks about how the idea of an older man seeing her in a cheer leader outfit makes her cum immediately.  Right. I don’t believe that. Also, cheer leader porn is stupid. It is the most overdone lame fantasy ever. Plus women over 20 look really bad wearing one.

Once in the members area we are treated to 11 photo sets from 2004 and 1 video broken up into 24 short clips of her fucking a sybian machine.

I guess her dreams of providing thousands of photos and HOURS of video ended as soon as the site started in 2004.

The good news is, they just put up a message saying they are not taking any new accounts.

Click here to visit DinasDreams.com, then come back to tell us how awful it is!

TS Melissa is a decent looking tranny. But I always have issues with “dead” sites that remain online. When you spend your hard earned money to buy a month of access to a site, you want more than 15 minutes of entertainment. You want a reason to keep coming back, you want to feel so impressed that you want to KEEP your subscription. Feeling ripped off just makes you never want to pay for a porn site again.

Melissa has 14 photo sets, 13 from 2004 and 1 from 2005. There are 9 sets of various TS “playmates” and 6 videos including one of Melissa… peeing in the sink?

The forum is just sad.  Melissa could use it to talk to her members and entertain them. But there are few posts and the last one was from 2008 where she says: “I am living back In Hollywood, California and getting ready to show more hot pictures. I will make it so hot for all of you.”

I think Melissa should just take the site offline until she is ready to be serious about running a website again.
Price: $17.95 Monthly

Click here to visit TSMelissa.com, the come back to tell us how awful you think it is!

Female body builders are scary. They build up so much muscle mass and lose all their body fat so they start to look like male body builders because guess what breasts are made of? Fat. So they have to get implants so you know it’s a woman and not a man.

Dayana is no different. She looks like a male body builder crossdresser, and that’s not somebody I want to see naked. Fortunately, I didn’t have to see her naked very much. She only takes her clothes off at the end of a few pic sets. But, I did have to see her dress up in her silly body builder suits and her cheap stripper platforms with $14.99 Halloween costumes from Walgreen’s.

There are lots of pic sets, but they are poor quality and lack any imagination. The videos are very short and her clothes stay on. While I consider that a good thing because I don’t really want to see her naked, it IS a porn site and I think a little nudity would be appropriate.

Her last blog entry is from 2006 and the latest video is from Aug 2008.

$16.99 for 1 month
$44.99 for 3 months
$79.99 for 6 months

Click here to visit Dayana-Cadeau.com, then come back and tell us how awful you think it is!

The tour of SummerCampSluts.com looked promising enough and brought back fond memories of myself as a young teen at bible camp. The tour proudly says “The most talked about teen site on the net!”  Wow…I wonder why I have never heard of it?

The tour also promises “Teen Sluts Getting Nasty By The Campfire” and all sorts of other things.

• 50,000 Images
• X-Rated Sex Movies
• Hardcore Live Shows
• Adult Games
• Mammoth Jugs

Well, upon logging in I quickly realized this site is pretty much a rip off.

There are no movies, no live shows, no games, and even the support link does not work.

All you get is a link to the “Teen Gallery” and a couple links to some featured models.

The photos have absolutely nothing to do with girls at summer camp. I mean come on…at least try to pretend they are at summer camp!

To their credit there are a lot of photos.  I would estimate about 25,000 – half of their promised amount. However, it is all just really boring standard porn. Mostly nudes, some hardcore thrown in, but nothing that you can’t find by typing in “porn” in google image search.

Price: $29.95 / Month

Click here to visit SummerCampSluts.com, then come back and tell us how awful it is!

If you want just your standard, run of the mill, too-tan, bleached-blonde, balloon-boobed, ditzy porno chick doing the same old thing that’s been done a few hundred times before, then this site is for you. Provided you can overlook the bland grey and blue theme and terrible site navigation. And the fact that the site has not been updated for a couple years at least (perhaps even ’05–”What’s New” most recent entry is 2-11-05). The last diary entry is dated 4-12-2007 and ends with “I promise to keep you posted”. Clearly Nicole does not believe in keeping her promises.

Photo navigation issues:

• Don’t you just LOVE it when they keep you guessing where that ‘next’ button will be next?! Yeah, me either.
• no thumbnail preview for many of the sets–just says JPEG
• none of the postcards work

She actually has a pic set titled “Bored in a hotel room”. Well, you’ll be bored on her website. There is a set of 49 pics of 2 chicks bound and gagged, but fully clothed, on a bed in slightly different poses–very lame.

Most of the videos are just behind the scenes either of the still photo shoots for the site or of dvd video shoots. There is one very pixel-y video of Nicole dancing in a strip club which is good for a (small) laugh. The rest seem to be just videos of her blowing her husband.

Price:  $24.95 Monthly

Click here to visit NicoleSheridan.com and come back to tell us how awful it is!