About the only good thing about this site is the sorta funny bad English in the tour.

“Is there something better then BBW blowjob session?
Just look at this lusty fat slut and feel her professionalism in cock sucking.
This blonde plumper bitch really like to suck cock. It is incredible how good she is doing this and you must see this enthusiastic face when she put hard cock in her fat mouth.”

Ah yes, how I like to see professionalism and enthusiasm in a fat cock sucking face…..

I think fat people fucking is pretty disgusting, but just in case that is your thing, this site really would not be for you. There is not much more than a dozen videos in the members section.

Price: $29.95  Month

Click here to visit FatFuckerz.com, then come back to tell us how awful it is!

Hey neat! It is our good friend from LaraBond.com and Mdeg.com!

Like the others, this site is just as shitty. It has the same notice about the last update being May 1 and the next one being in 2 weeks, the same notice about downloading their crappy videos in real player format. Which, by the way, I tried to watch a movie but the server they are on is so slow it was only downloading at 8 K/sec.

So, nothing new to say here. It is basically the same as the other 2 sites. Maybe some of the content is different, I dunno. It just sucks.

Price: $28.95 / Month

Click here to visit Chatterly.com, then come back to tell us how awful it is!

Brandilicious – Barbi Leigh’s Twisted Twin Sister.

I had to google who Barbi Leigh was, it seems that a long time ago she was a big exhibitionist who threw huge swinger parties and has several websites which seem to have not been updated in a number of years. Now, I know that “Brandilicious” is supposed to be her twin sister, but I suspect they are one and the same. Brandi wears an obnoxious big red wig. Barbi is blond.

Anyway, It looks like at one time the site was updated with a lot of content, but the sets are “rotated”. So you only see a few sets now, with the promise of new ones each week. But the sets never change, because no one is updating the site.

There are some broken links to licensed content that she boasts she must pay $5000 a month to give you access to. (I assure you she does not pay that.)

The big red wig and big fake tits don’t do it for me, but I could see the appeal of knowing that she is a swinger that hosts sex parties that her fans could attend. However, the last party was years ago. So the few low res photo sets inside and the tease of sets soon to come into rotation that will never arrive just does not make it worth it.

Price: $19.95 / Month

$39.95 / 2 Months

Click here to visit Brandilicious.com and then come back to tell us how awful it was!

“I had a dream. A dream of being well….big.”curvy-dreamer-1

My big problem with this site is that “Curvy Dreamer” sets out to become morbidly obese and glorifies the process and results.  “getting fatter every month…started skinny” She shows her progress in her quest to become a “BBW” through picture stories of her eating massive amounts of food and photos of her on scales with her weight gain amounts.  I understand that people like different things, but I don’t understand doing this to yourself on purpose. And this is the worst part:

“I didn’t do this on purpose, and I didn’t want or deserve the treatment I got from my peers.”

BS! She is now whining because people treat her differently because she’s fat?! She contradicts herself in her story–she absolutely DID do this to herself on purpose and the evidence is all throughout the site as well as within the same page:

“My original ideals…. Step one: Gain a little weight… A few months had passed and after learning what caused me to gain some weight, and what caused me to lose some I started eating the things that did the weight-gain some justice.” Then: “The excitement of the day-today of living this bbw dream was almost too much for me to bear!”

The site has not been updated with new “Curvy Dreamer” material in 2 years.curvy-dreamer-2

$18.99 for 30 days or

$12.99/month recurring

Be sure to visit CurvyDreamer.de then come back to tell us how awful it is!!

Maryse Manios is a man’s man. Oops I guess it’s supposed to be a woman. Yeah……hard to tell with that square jaw, maryse-manios-bronzerreceding hairline and physique that is so over-muscled that veins are popping out everywhere.

Anabolic steroids do terrible things to women: they turn them into men (hair loss, withdrawal of the frontal hair line, male pattern baldness, lowering of the voice, increased facial hair growth, breast atrophy, and clitoris hypertrophy). Yikes.

I don’t think Maryse knows what sex is. I watched a few video clips where she just bounces around on top of some poor scrawny hairy man’s stomach, then she tries to pull his penis off with her bare hands. He did not seem to be enjoying himself, just enduring.

Even if you can get over that stuff, many of the photos are poor quality or ‘broken’, and all of the videos are clips of poor quality. There are, however, TONS of both. So if you prefer quantity over quality then you’ll be happy with the sheer volume of material to go through.

Navigation issues:

–Each gallery takes forever to load because instead of creating thumbnails the full size images are just re-sized smaller.

–Once the gallery loads and you click on a photo it opens in a new tab with no next button.

Be sure to visit MaryseManios.eu then come back to tell us how awful it is!

On the home page of this site, it says updated monthly – 2004

To me that would seem there would be a decent amount of content inside, but instead there are 15 models, most with only 1 set, some that do not even get naked, and despite the photographers self stated “gift” that allows him to get girls naked for you, his photos kind of suck. Most of them are not terribly sexy or interesting at all.

Save your money.

Price: $4.95 trial – $14.95 monthly

Click here to visit BeachHouseAffairs.com, then come back to tell us how awful it is!

I wonder what Mdeg stands for? Marquis Bondage Castle, I guess….

The homepage of the site warns visitors. PLEASE BE AWARE – NOTHING FOR THE FAINTED HEART.

Right.

Upon logging in, the first thing I noticed is that the site looks suspiciously like the LaraBond site we reviewed earlier.

Same notice saying that the last update was may 1st and the next update will be in 2 weeks. Same text about using realplayer to view the few crappy movie clips they have. This site is somehow worse, though. The font is dark blue on black in an old English regal type font. I can’t read shit.

All the content just looks to be random crap taken from usenet 15 years ago or something. There are not really any complete photo sets of models. Just random bondage photos not organized in any particular way.

The join page says “Since 1997 satisfied customers”

Yeah I suppose there may have been some satisfied customers in 1997. But certainly not today. This site blows.

Price: $29.95 / Month

Click here to visit Mdeg.com, then come back to tell us how awful it is!

The name of this site has really made me realize how the definition of a “curvy” woman has changed. Back in the day it meant a woman who had breasts and an ass but was still attractive. Today, curvy means flabby, lots of rolls, obese, etc.

It was a relief to see that this site meant the oldschool definition. Unfortunately, this site is just a little too oldschool.

It looks like from around 1999 – 2003 the site was updated pretty regularly. It is kind of funny to see one update where the guy talks about making the switch from a film camera to a digital one. (Oh, how digital cameras changed porn forever!) The navigation is horrible. Sometimes the thumbs are in a frame on the left, sometimes all the sets are listed on the left, and sometimes there is no frame at all. A long time ago I would have let that slide as it seems like at one time the guy was really working hard on the site, but nothing has been updated in 6 years.

The content varies. Most of the girls are not my type, way too much silicone, but there are some good ones in there. Only a few videos can be downloaded, the rest are available on VHS, only one is available on DVD.

The good thing is, the join button has stopped working, so no one else can spend money at the moment.

Click here to visit HotCurves.com