Massive Mellons features massive women swinging their pendulous breasts around, jumping up and down, running, and smooshing them in strange ways. I don’t get the appeal. Yeah, fat women have fat tits. They move around a lot when not harnessed into their 48HH bra–we get it. But some of the women look just as bored as I was while watching the shitty quality videos. When even the models are bored, you know you’ll be bored, too.

$19.95/month

Be sure to visit massivemellons.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Next Door Babes looks promising with a simple yet attractive design and lots of beautiful models, but I bet most people miss the small fine print at the bottom that says it is a non nude site. The sets are mostly innocent looking girls in bikinis or slightly revealing outfits. Nothing really risque that you couldn’t see teens wearing to the beach or the mall any day of the week.

The worst thing about this site is that almost half of the models I clicked on take you to other pay sites which is really irritating, not to mention deceptive.

$19.95/30 days

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Blythe is pretty tall. Although I would not say she is my definition of beautiful.

The first thing you will notice with visiting Blythe’s site is that it is infected with some sort of virus or badware. So, unless you know how to safely visit infected websites, I do not advise anyone to actually visit TallBeautifulBlythe.com

There are no nude photos of Blythe on this site (thankfully). Most of her photos are just to show how big she is. And indeed in the photo I have included here, you can see that each one of her tremendous thighs are probably larger than your torso.

All the photos are incredibly boring. For example, in one photo set she eats a pickle and then smashes a tomato against a window to show how big and strong she is.

Yeah, real sexy….

It appears that at one point you could book “appointments” with Blythe, but the menu does not really work any more.

Oh, and her last update was in 2006, so don’t expect anything new.

Price:  $14.95 monthly.

We are not going to link directly to the website to avoid anyone from accidentally getting infected, but if you do check it out, come back and post a comment!

SpankDungeon is a relatively crappy site run by “Sassy Jane”. It features a horrible design that looks like it is straight from the 90′s, plenty of bad navigation, and lots of old crappy spanking photos.

There is some original content from “Sassy Jane”, but most of the content on the site appears to just be a random assortment from the Internet. Many photos contain watermarks from other websites, and although there is a “copyright notice” stating that they have people state they own the photos that they submit to the site, I find it a bit suspect.

Oh, if you are a big fan of Real Player, you can watch a handful of short video clips.

The site and personal blog of “Sassy Jane” have not been updated since 2008.

Don’t waste your time and money.

Price: $9.95 Monthly

Click here to visit SpankDungeon.com, then come back to tell us how awful it is!

This site posts ‘true cases of incest’ by members. Yeah…..not really believable when the stories don’t have the “facts” straight (one case of ‘brother and sister’ lists “she is 18, her father is 45″ then “my name is carlos and i am in love with my sister angie.  I am 26 and she is 22.” So is it father/daughter or brother/sister??). Also, the fact that much of the content is clearly stolen from other sites with the site url still visible in thumbnails but removed in the full size pic, or obvious  scanned content from old magazines, makes it very hard to believe these are real cases of incest.

I’m not saying I want to see actual incest–I’m just saying I don’t believe this site has any.

The forums don’t work, and the videos are in realplayer format which tells you how old the videos are.

I have to admit, I laughed a LOT while reading some of the terrible English in the “real stories”. So if you want a good laugh this site is good for that, but the pictures are more than 10 years old and not what they claim they are. Here are a few of the best quotes:

“then he put away the bathrobe and in just one slap, fucked me all the way inside, so hard and faster that think i had not least than 4 orgasms in less than 5 minutes”

“i felt a hot stream of cum being injected directly in to my stomach trough my opened throat.”

“Since we were child, we were playing horny games, i remember one day in a forest near home, my sister let me put my dick between her ass chicks”

1 Month@34.95

2 Months@59.95

Be sure to visit trueincest.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Have you ever dreamed of going back to a day when porn featured ginger haired mustached and mulleted men wearing pleated pleather pants?

No? Well, then you will have no interest in this site.

Titanic Toni Francis was a porn star in the 70′s and 80′s. Maybe she was famous then, but she is pretty much forgotten now. Let’s face it, the porn industry and porn consumers like fresh faces and new porn.  If people liked old porn, then we would have stopped making porn in the 70′s and 80′s.

If you are perhaps one of few people out there who like some old porn, or if you are a porn historian, then TitanicToni.com is for you.  There are a handful of old pictures and old videos and one or two updates a month of more old photos and videos. There are also a couple of “guest” models, since I presume that Titanic Toni is running out of old porn to put up on her site.

They mention that they have reduced the membership price to $10 to help people out in these tough economic times. However, I suspect that they just can’t find more than a few people to pay more than that for a bunch of crappy old porn.

$19.95/30 days (rebills at $9.99/30 days recurring)

$24.99/30 days non-recurring

Click here to visit TitanicToni.com, then come back to tell us how awful it was!

WWE style “wrestler” Lady Victoria has a really lame site. There is hardly any content and as far as I can tell it is just silly pics of her friends “wrestling” (I did not see any pics of Lady Victoria, though). And by “wrestling” I mean the stupid WWE, melodramatic, no actual wrestling involved,  kind of wrestling.

“AT ONLY $8.00 A MONTH,YOU GET 104 PICS,CHANGED EVERY WEEK.
4 / 60 SECOND CLIPS FROM ALL MY DVD’S.”

Oooh 240 seconds of video and 416 pictures a month?! What a deal! But, the last update was 2 weeks ago so the promise of a measly 104 pics a week is not even true. And none of the 4 video clips work.
Oh yeah–there is absolutely no nudity anywhere on the site.

Be sure to visit Victoria667.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!