‘”Good morning, littlest billygoat Gruff!” the troll roared. “I’m going to eat you all up!” “Oh, would you, Mr. Troll? I haven’t been eaten in so long! Ithink I would just love to feel your tongue all over me!” The littlestbillygoat was just full of young goat juices, and he was already wiggling his hips in anticipation.’
Ha. Yeah. That’s an excerpt from one of the “erotic” stories at AmericanCatFighting. It was perhaps the most interesting thing on the site, as I spent more time reading it than I did looking at the randomly assorted sets of lumpy women pulling each other’s hair, barbarian chicks with square tits, and porn from the early 90’s featuring models with severe perms and too much makeup.
True to its name, AmericanCatFighting is all American, with a very unfortunate red, white, and blue theme and kitschy fireworks gifs. Also, most of the catfighting takes place in the videos section and seems about as interesting as cats laying in the sun.
Luckily, the owner seems to have foreseen the likelihood of boredom setting in and gave you an Adult Games link, which will lead you to a page with four naughty puzzles and a link to a joke site! And to further alleviate any blood slowing, eye glazing attempts on your interest in the world around you, there is an Other Fun Stuff link which leads to a page… with, uh, four naughty puzzles… and a link… to a joke site. *sigh*
If you’re still not completely fascinated, you can always check out their adverts for Crackwhore Confessions. I’m sure that’s scintillating in a tragic sort of way.
So, what would you expect to pay for a site that offers BOTH catfighting, wrestling, and foxy boxing?
Why, only $8.95 for the first 30 days, and $19.95 for every 30 thereafter!
Baaaaaaa.
Click here to visit AmericanCatFighting.com and then come back to tell us how awful it is!
You forgot to mention something else that is extremely important, and also the reason why that site is a complete
ripoff. They do not offer full videos in their member’s section. All of their videos all samples from other sites. each video is less than 10 MB that you download in around 600 – 700 kb segments. Like I said complete ripoff.