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Sunday, May 01, 2005

AprilsBodyShop.com

Oh my, it has been so long since i have done some reviews, but looking at all this awful porn was starting to take its toll on me. I was unable to sleep properly at night as the horrible images i witnessed flashed before my eyes again and again. My doctor suggested I take a break and now i feel much better.

So, On to the review.



This is the official April Arikssen website. I do not know who she is, but she is your standard looking blond porn model with large fake breasts. Her members section contains about 40 photosets or so and one boring video clip with no sound.

The part that bugged me though is on her join page it says "I have a new gallery updated each week and one new girlfriend each month" Maybe that was true at one time, but this site has not been updated since 2003.

I also was quite amused at this amazing feature the site provides:
"All my images in jpeg format which makes for excellent compression and faster downloading."
Oh hell yeah, I will sign right up! all them other sites are still using ASCII. I want this new jpg technology!

Price:
$19.95 monthly

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