JunipersWorld.com

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Feb 062005

*Update October 18 2009*

JunipersWorld.com is dead!

Another terrible porn site snagged by Awful Porn to make the Internet a better place!

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Juniper is a girl who I guess likes pot, because a pot leaf is displayed proudly on the front page. She is also a girl who managed to be a virgin twice! In the stories about her sexual encounters she talks about losing her virginity at 16 in a threesome with a guy and another girl, and then she loses her virginity again at 17 with another girl and a massive dildo. Amazing!

Juniper, There are a couple things you need to know about running a nice amateur site.

1: You need to update it regularly, at least every few months, and more is definitely better. The last photo update was in July ’04 and the next live show is scheduled for 08/12/2003. This is not good.

2: Make sure shit isn’t broke. Every photo, video, cam archive, the message boards, damn near everything is broken. Anyone who signs up will surely feel ripped off.

If you can’t manage that, it is best to just shut down for a while until you have the time to pay attention to your website.

Price: $9.95 monthly

Posted by Killshot at 11:56 pm Tagged with:

CallGirlz.com

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Feb 052005

*Update* This complete rip off is finally dead.
*****Original Review*****
Why the hell would anyone pay for this?

This site is basically a collection of escort lists and sites that are available freely with a simple Google search. In fact some parts are nothing more than an iframe pulling in a free site such as http://www.exoticedge.co.uk/ssov/main_eu.asp to make you think that it’s part of the site, but really you just paid money for something that is free to anyone else.

What a scam!

Price:

$20 month

$35 3 months

Posted by Killshot at 11:52 pm

ShagTheBitch.com

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Feb 032005

*Update* ShagTheBitch.com is gone
*****Original Review*****
Welcome to the 90’s! Take a trip back to the days when digital cameras barely existed and most internet porn was scanned from magazines. If you like sites that only half-function and are full of old random low quality content, then ShagTheBitch.com is for you!

Price:

$1.95 Three days

$29.95 Monthly

Posted by Killshot at 4:06 am

MissJuanita.com

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Feb 022005

*Update* Miss Juanita, the ugly dude that liked to be an ugly lady was just too ugly to keep on keepin’ on.  Yay!

MissJuanita.com is dead!

Another terrible porn site snagged by Awful Porn to make the Internet a better place!

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*****Original Review*****

Miss Juanita is a man who likes to dress up like a lady. Even though he has some really interesting outfits that would probably look really hot on a sexy girl, Juanita is not a sexy girl, and Juanita is not really a sexy man either. So, Juanita just looks a bit out of place in these photos and overall the 30 or so photo sets are just uninteresting.

Price:

$13.95 1 month

$19.95 2 months

Posted by Killshot at 5:42 am Tagged with:

MatureBabes.com

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Feb 012005

“The internet’s hottest older women site”, “The best in 40 & over women.”, “See why 92% of our members renew their memberships!”

Wow, 92%, such an exact number they managed to come up with. I never knew people could be so in to old ladies, but maybe it is just the god awful design that keeps people coming back. This website seems to have an odd sense of what a woman over 40 looks like, because half of their content is girls who are clearly much younger. Or maybe they all just have really good plastic surgeons.

$19.90/month

$34.95/3 months

Visit maturebabes.com then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Posted by Killshot at 12:23 am
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