SpacePorno.com

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Feb 282005

What would you expect for a domain name like SpacePorno.com?
Maybe some aliens or space like things perhaps? I certainly did not expect an older lady who likes to pee. I would really like to meet whoever thought this domain name and this woman would be a good pair.

Upon logging in you are greeted by this

You would think that if they can make a slick tour, they could spend 5 minutes on an index page for the members area.

Have fun surfing the amateur content, but don’t expect anything new, the site has not been updated since January 2001.

Price:
9.95 one week trial
$29.95 Monthly
$59.95 every 3 months.

Click here to visit SpacePorno.com, then come back and tell us how awful it is!

Posted by Killshot at 4:42 am

Erotic-Games.com

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Feb 242005

*Update* Thank the porn jebus in heaven this site has finally gone offline.  I feel bad for anyone that got ripped off by it.

*****Original Review*****

What the hell kind of moron would pay for this site?
All of the software listed is freeware or shareware, which means you can find it for free everywhere else.

Stupid.

Price:
$9.95 for 30 days.

Posted by Killshot at 2:01 am

UdderValleyRanch.com

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Feb 212005

Ok, in looking at this site I couldn’t really decide if i should laugh uncontrollably or puke on my monitor. I ended up just staring in disbelief.

I am pretty much speechless, except i notice the webmaster rides in an Escalade, so people must like his site, only i am not sure what kind of people.

You decide.

Price:
$24.95 month

*Update*

A comment on this post made me revisit the site and I’d like to say that even if I do not like the content. Those who do like what they see in the tour will probably be happy with the large selection of original content in the members area.

Click here to visit UdderValleyRanch.com, then come back and tell us how many times you puked!

Posted by Killshot at 3:54 am

PlumperSex.com

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Feb 182005

*Update* PlumperSex.com now forwards to some generic link site.  Woo.. another awful porn site bites the dust!

*****Original Review*****

Oh lordy, another bad fat porn site.
This one advertises 10,000 photos and 2,000 movies.

Well, inside is a horrible design and about 27 galleries of really nasty fat pics and some preggo pics.

None of the movies work.

:puke:

Price:
$1.95 Three day trial
$29.95 monthly
$39.95 Three months

Posted by Killshot at 10:00 pm

RearEnd.com

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Feb 172005

*Update* RearEnd.com is dead.  The domain has an ad for “Rear End Accident Attorneys”.

*****Original Review*****
Whoever told this guy that he has “THE HOTTEST GALLERY OF BUTTS and ASS” needs to be kicked in the head. The design of this site is horrible, everything is links on one page centered down the middle in yellow or white text on black and various font sizes.

This site gives me a headache, and there isn’t really all that much interesting content.

Price: $2.95 Three day trial
$9.95 monthly

Posted by Killshot at 11:33 pm

OldAmats.com

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Feb 152005

“YOU LIKE HARDCORE STUFF FROM OLD & MATURE CHICKENS?”
“HOTTEST MATURE HARDCORE ACTION! LEADING OLD CHICKEN SITE ON THE WEB!!!”
“REAL DIRTY & NASTY MATURE PEOPLES HERE!!! NO BULLSHIT!!!”

Chickens? I know people often call women chicks, but not chickens, at least around here… it just doesn’t sound right.

“Be ready to see now thousands of real nasty mature Amateurs NOW!”

Well, I counted 63 ladies. I think they are a little short somewhere because that is not thousands.

$9.95 5 day trial
$29.95 monthly

Click here to visit OldAmats.com and come back to tell us what you think!

Posted by Killshot at 3:03 am

SarahMercury.com

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Feb 122005

*Update* Sarah Mercury’s big disgusting breasts were just too awful for the internet.  Her site is dead.

*****Original Review*****
Sarah Mercury is a busty girl with 38JJ breasts, and even though you can see her face in the guest area, for some reason in the members side her eyes are blurred out or covered in a mask. I really don’t understand the point of obscuring your face when you are on a porn site. If you can’t deal with people seeing you on a porn site, then don’t do porn.

The site says they update 3 times a week, but there are very few sets on the site. You can go through it all in a few minutes and the video section is just licensed stuff from massivemellons.com.

You are better off just taking the free tour.

Price:
$19.95 first month
$12.95 each additional month

Posted by Killshot at 3:03 am

Toon-Babes.net / Toon-Babes.com

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Feb 092005

Toon-Babes.net is dead!

Another terrible porn site snagged by Awful Porn to make the Internet a better place!

Want to buy the name and make it a good site? Contact AwfulPorn@gmail.com

*****Original Review*****

Super Hot Cartoon Sex Acts!

Cartoon Hardcore!

The Nastiest Bitches Ever To Be Drawn!

Right.

So why is it that when I log in, most of what I see is just normal porn?

Even in the tour, half the photos are just images of real people.

wtf is wrong with these people?

Cripes, if you want to make a cartoon website, buy some damn cartoon content!

Price:

$39.95 Monthly

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