*Update* Thank goodness, Dirty Fawn is gone.  The Internet is almost a better place.

*****Original Review*****

What the fuck is wrong with this girl?

She drinks her pee, she plays with bloody tampons, and she poops in her drawers and on her friends. When I saw the pics of her shitting on a friend, I thought dude would jump up and beat her ass, cause that’s what I would do. But instead he just plopped that big ol’ turd right in his mouth.

I hope you people appreciate the horrors I have to witness so you don’t have to.

Price:

$17.95 monthly

$49.95 for 3 months

$75 for 6 months

*Update* Heather Nicole’s tired old site finally went to sleep and never woke back up.

*****Original Review*****
Heather Nicole’s site has been on-line apparently for about 5 years and the tour proudly proclaims they have thousands of pics and that she has been featured on Howard Stern, which is a radio show known for frequently having crackheads, retards, and midgets on as guests. Once I logged in, It looked like her design had not been updated in about 5 years and is so full of ads i had trouble finding the actual content.  Once i located her galleries, I was confused. There wasn’t much content at all, and then i saw a little note that said she rotates her galleries weekly. Well, that’s kinda dumb. You should add new content weekly, not recycle old content weekly.

Lame.

Price:

$5.95 3 day trial

$16.95 monthly

$39.95 every 3 months

$69.95 for 180 days

$99.95 for 365 days

DaiziesBoobs.com is dead!

Another terrible porn site snagged by Awful Porn to make the Internet a better place!
Want to buy the name and make it a good site? Contact AwfulPorn@gmail.com

*****Original Review*****
Daiziesboobs is a site dedicated to Daizie Kellog, and apparently features the only hardcore shoot of her in existence. I have never heard of this woman, but she is cute and certainly has some nice boobs.

Upon logging in i find there is a whopping 6 photo sets and there is this message

“We will update more Daizie photo sets every Friday for 4 weeks!

Your $9.95 monthly membership is well spent, this site is virtually free!!”

Wow, a whole 4 weeks? I get the feeling that 4 weeks was over a year ago.

And “virtually free?” How does that work? You just spent $10 on a site that clearly is not worth it and that message is supposed to make you feel better?

Sorry Daizie, you are cute, but so are a lot of other girls who actually give members plenty of content for their hard earned dollars.

Price:

3 day trial $4.95

Monthly $9.95

*Update* Belle’s uncensored but somehow still censored site has been removed from the Internet.  I am happy about this.

*****Original Review*****

Belle is a woman of the large variety who is uncensored except for her face, because she has her eyes obscured with sunglasses or a mask in every photo set or video clip. I am not sure why she does this, it doesn’t really obscure her identity. Maybe she just has no eyes or something.

Belle has a bunch of short video clips and good number of photo sets. She also has other amateur models on the site, mostly of the large variety as well.

This site hurt my eyes a lot, the combination of colors, graphics, and overall design of the site made me feel sick.

I don’t think a website has ever done this to me before and I do not suggest viewing this site if you have epilepsy, a weak stomach, or glaucoma.

Price:

$12.95 monthly