*Update* GagNation choked and died.

*****Original Review*****

The sample pics on gagnation are rather disgusting and clearly they are trying to go for shock value here. But if that is your thing then don’t bother. The video and main pictorial section is broken links and the rest of the photos are just random crappy photos some appear to be taken from other websites since they still have the url’s on them.

Ugh, awful site.

Price:

$1.95 Three day trial

$29.95 Monthly

*Update* The internet was no place for Terry. She is gone.

*****Original Review*****

The join page of TerrysPlace.com says. “Over 90% of Terry’s members continue to be members month after month.” With a statistic like that, I have lost all hope in humanity if only 10% of people realize it is not worth it to stick around. Terri seems to be a friendly older woman, but her site is horrendous. The design and navigation are terrible, and despite it saying she updates once a month, there are only 12 crappy photo sets of Terry with the last one having been posted in November 2002.

Price:

$9.95 monthly

$21.95 for 3 months

I think this site is trying to be amusing with their sex toons. But the sense of humor I do not really get. Squirrels fucking, a guy cumming on his car engine, and plenty of bad English make up most of the content.

“Shit… me sorry, me use condom umm… with mouse for cybersex last night… sorry.. you mad me? me stupid. Forgive me.. sorry.”

Hilarious eh?

Price:

$17 monthly

$24 every 3 months

$36 for 6 months

$60 for one year.

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*Update* Ben and Jen never got famous and fell off the internet.

*****Original Review*****

“Seeking stardom and fame, Jen was willing to do anything it took to get famous, including explicit hardcore porn.” Well I guess that plan failed. Because I don’t know who the hell this “Jen” is, And she doesn’t even have sex in any of the photos.

“SPECIAL BONUS: Jen’s Sex Videos!!.

Join now and you get to see Jen’s heart pounding XXX videos too!!”

Well when I logged in, there are 3 photo sets of Jen by herself, and 3 sets of Ben by himself. And this nice message where the videos should be: “(Videos Are Coming Soon)”

Well that was pretty fucking lame.

Price:

$9.95 monthly

*Update* ConcertFlashers.com has gone the way of freeipods.com… DEAD.

*****Original Review*****

I like seeing cute girls at concerts flash everyone just as much as the next guy, and documenting these good times on a website seems like a good enough idea. Aside from the fact they have been online since 2002 and have very little content what really bugs me is their pathetic offer of free membership to people to sign up to that stupid freeipods.com site that turns everyone and their grandma into a spammer.

First off, I hate freeipods.com. Second, this website has hardly any overhead costs. They take photos of people and publish them without ever needing to pay any models or even bother with such legal paperwork like making sure everyone is over 18. Then, they take your money so you can see something they got for free. Jesus Christ, take that money and just buy a damn iPod.

Price:

$4.95 monthly

$24.95 a year

*Update* Freddy’s dead.

*****Original Review*****

FistingFreddy.com is not about fisting a guy named Freddy, nor is it about a guy named Freddy who engages in fisting other people. The site has a bunch of random low res photos of fisting, and then some random broken links to videos and feeds that do not work, as well as some other photo galleries that have nothing to do with fisting.

Dumb site, plus fisting really isn’t all that attractive.

Price:

3 day trial $1.95

monthly $29.95


*Update: Dec 26 2009*

BootQueens.com is dead!

Another terrible porn site snagged by Awful Porn to make the Internet a better place!

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I like hot girls in sexy boots and I was pretty excited to log in to bootqueens.com.

Inside there are 10 photo sets. All very nice photos, but that’s all there is.

There is a little message that says “Next Update Feb. 15th” Which at first seemed comforting to know that they plan to update soon, but then I figured out that these photos had been uploaded in February 2003. This site hasn’t been updated in a year.

I feel sorry for anyone who paid for this.

Price

13.95 Monthly

The story behind this site is dumb. The girl, “Taylor” not only says how much she loves to be degraded and gang-banged by aggressive black men but also says she is very fertile and needs to be “bred” again and again. There is a pic in the tour of her pregnant. But after 4 years of being “bred” you would think that most the photo sets and videos would show a pregnant woman. Taylor also claims that no other site like this exists. Ummmm There are tons of sites with white chicks who dig black dudes. And that’s all this is, I don’t buy the story of her needing to be constantly having babies.

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