*Update* VegieSluts.com appears to be gone

*****Original Review*****

When I first saw the link to VegieSluts.com, I thought perhaps someone had decided to try and compete with my good friend Furry Girl who runs the all vegetarian VegPorn.com. I quickly realized that this is not the case and it appeared to be a site full of girls who got confused when told to eat their veggies, but the tour made me laugh (What an idea! Have you ever thought of a more practical way to store your carrots?”) So I figured it would be worth checking out.

Once I logged in the flashy tour disappeared and I was greeted with this amazing piece of web design.

Yes, that is just a regular old index page. And it even manages to go even more downhill from there. The “teenass” folder appears to be stolen content from sweetapples, stileproject, and various other websites. The “videos” and “movies” pages do not work, and the “anime” galleries do not work. However there are lots of other photos of teens, barely legal, dildos, weird insertions, foreplay, pissing, oral, hardcore, group, fucking, fisting, chicks, blowjobs, anal, amateurs, and… oh yeah! Some veggies.. most of it is crap content though, low res, old scans, etc.. a few good sets tossed in for good measure.

I don’t know where people with a veggie fetish normally go to get their fix, but I don’t think it is here.

By the way, do you think they know that the correct spelling is “veggie”?

Price:

3 day trial $1.95

$29.95 per month

*Update* CandyMellons.com is gone

*****Original Review*****

CandyMellons.com – Busty babes getting gang banged, titty fucked and cum soaked This is where the action is.

Alright! Lets see some busty action!

The tour says there are MEGA XXX VIDEO ARCHIVES and LIVE PORNO FEEDS,

I can’t wait!!!

Upon logging in, right away I see that the link for the movies is broken, so are most of the live feeds, and the cum shots photo gallery doesn’t work. Well that is pretty damn disappointing.

There are several other photo galleries featuring lots of random photos that are not organized by photo set or anything like that. All of the images are low resolution, half of them are grainy and look like they were scanned from magazines 10 or 15 years ago.. In fact, I think I may have downloaded some of these photos from BBS’s when I was a teenager. On top of all that, despite being advertised as a site with busty babes, not all of these babes are busty. The mix of busty to petite is pretty even. Ugh.. I want the 10 minutes of my life I wasted on this site back.

By the way, do you think they know that the correct spelling is “melons”?

Price:

3 day trial $1.95

$29.95 per month

*Update* TattooedNymphos.com now seems to forward to broadbandxxxmovies.com which has nothing to do with tattoos.

*****Original Review*****

Tattooednymphos.com would actually be a pretty decent site if it had another name. They have a ton of high quality licensed content, nice photos and some cute models. My problem is that 90% of it is of girls who have no tattoos, and 90% of the girls who do have tattoos are of the small quarter-sized kind on a breast or ass cheek. Give me a break, those hardly can be considered tattoos.

People who think that tattoos are sexy want to see some real impressive artwork, not a little playboy bunny, or heart. I get quite irritated when I see people trying to cash in on a niche but not really knowing their audience, and for that.. Tattooednymphos.com is an awful site.

Price:

3 Day Trial – $4.95

5 Day Trial – $6.95

Monthly – $29.96

*Update* Aww.. The very first site we reviewed for awfulporn is dead.  I won’t miss it at all.

*****Original Review*****

69HotIndianPussy.com exclaims “Indian Village Girls Trying Out HARD for the Porn Industry!”

Wow, I’m interested! And with all the exporting of US jobs, porn studios getting set up in remote Indian villages doesn’t sound all that unrealistic.

Once in the “Members Lounge” we are informed, “A world of sexual adventure awaits you!” Ooooh.. sexual adventures are my favorite kind. I can’t wait to see what they have in store for me!

The site is divided into 2 sections, the “Indian Temple” and “Swedish Babes”. Huh? Well, I think that Sweden is close enough to India.. good enough for me.

To start I entered the Indian temple, my mouse hand quivering with excitement as I anticipated a glimpse of the glorious village group sex sessions promised in the tour.

I was quickly disappointed. Nearly all the photos are low resolution, and have such terrible compression quality they almost don’t even look like photographs. Half the content looks stolen as there are incomplete sets, photos with other urls on them, some photos with an attempt to cover up the url, scanned photos from books and magazines where you can clearly see the creases in between the pages, and I even recognized one girl from a nude beach here on Maui.. I highly doubt she licensed a dozen crappy amateur pics to these people.

Oh well, checking out the videos can’t be as bad as the photos…. Oh wait.. I guess it can. There are about a dozen low quality movies, each about 1 megabyte in size…so, in total about 8 minutes worth of video for you to check out.

I decided to check out the Swedish girls and I was almost surprised! The photos here are of good resolution and better quality, but there are only 5 galleries.

If this site organized their galleries better, and bought some quality content, maybe it would be almost worth checking out, but don’t waste your time and money.

Price:

One Month $9.95

Two Months $14.95

Three Months $19.95