Princess Blu Eyez

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Mar 052012

Princess Blueyez is a pretty standard looking college girl. Her home page claims she is “The web’s original cam girl”, though I’m not sure why. Making that claim just makes it more insulting that you just paid thirty bucks for a site that hasn’t had a live webcam show since it was abandoned 5 years ago. The last photo set and video were added in 2007.

This is a non-nude site so the hefty price and lack of updates for the last 5 years makes it a huge ripoff.

$29.95/month

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BootyClapXXX.com

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Apr 132011

Let’s see what this site promises:

No Viruses, Trojans or other nasty stuff that you get on the Tube Sites!

Well that’s nice. But, there are PLENTY of good, honest porn sites that won’t give your computer viruses or any other ‘nasty stuff’ and they cost less, too so that’s not much of a selling point.

4 Daily Updates!

Yeah this is not true. The last dozen updates were posted 1 per day, but the older ones don’t have dates on them.

HD Quality Movies!

Only 7 of the 51 total movies are in HD.

Hundreds of Sexy Models!

Well I don’t know how many models they really have, but there are only 51 videos each with only one or  two models.

6,000+ Videos!

There are actually only 51 videos. And nothing else.

$29.95/30 days recurring

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MonstrousMelons.com

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Mar 192011

THOUSANDS OF XXX PHOTOS
THOUSANDS OF HUGE BOOB PICS FEATURING HOT CHICKS WITH HUGE TITS

There are only 60 old, crappy, rotating photo sets. I’ve seen many of them before on other sites so they are just typical licensed content–not exclusive.

HOURS OF NONSTOP BIG TITTY FUCK FLICKS
TONS OF QUALITY BIG TIT VIDEOS

It’s funny how they make a point of describing their videos as “NONSTOP” when they are actually only watchable in short clips. There is no way to watch the entire video. They have just 7 videos broken up into 60 sec clips for a total of 145 excruciating minutes.

LIVE SEX SHOWS WITH CHAT!
LIVE BIG TITTY SEX SHOWS 24/7

There are NO live shows of any kind in the members area. The only thing I could find is an affiliate link to a cam site. Of course you have to join and pay to see the shows there.

$39.99/30 days recurring

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OurFuckFriends.com

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Mar 162011

Original review 1/3/2010:

Our Fuck Friends has several things wrong: the pictures section is blank, the ‘ezines’ section is blank, and the last update was in April of ’06. Need I say more?

***UPDATE:

There is a pre-checked cross sale on the purchase page. Not only is it easy to miss because it’s off to the side of where you enter your credit card info, but it is an instant charge. It’s not even a “free” trial that gives you 2 or 3 days to cancel before they charge you thirty bucks. So if you miss it (as I suspect most people will) you’re immediately charged $60, then $60 every month for two sites.

Price:

$29.95/30 days recurring

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BustyAdventures.com

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Feb 232011

Despite these claims from the tour, Busty Adventures is no longer updating:

- Brand-spankin new full-length movie episode every Wednesday
- Over 4 thousand videos, thousands of girls and full updates every day!

In fact, the last update was nearly 2 years ago.

I think people expect better from a big porn company like Bang Bros. Obviously this is not an isolated incident, though. We reviewed Big Ass Adventure for the same reason.

I discovered there is also a pre-checked cross sale on the join page. It’s very disappointing to see such a big company using such scammy practices.

$24.95/30 days recurring

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Gold Lamé Nightmare

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Feb 222011

The late 80′s to early 90′s were not a good time for porn.

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Gold Lamé Nightmare (part 2)

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Feb 212011

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RedHeadSluts

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Feb 202011

From the tour:

What You’ll Get:
- 1,000′s of DVD Porn Movies!
- 1,000′s of Hot XXX Pictures!
- 24/7 Live Sex With Chat!
- Streaming Video Channels!
- Interactive Adult Games!

Redhead Sluts is run by the same people that made Redhead Rammin. And the members area is EXACTLY THE SAME. There are NOT “1,000′s of DVD Porn Movies”, nor are there “1,000′s of Hot XXX Pictures”. Try a bunch of 60 second video CLIPS and 32 photo sets. There is NO live sex chat, NO streaming video channels, and NO adult games (the link is so old it goes to a parked page).

$39.99/30 days recurring

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